Partial conversation overheard between JR and his daddy this morning:


JR: We need to open the doors and windows to let the heat in.

Daddy: But that would let the cool air out.

JR:  Yes, but God made me very special, and since I am special, I might get really cold when I wake up in the mornings and have to wear my robe.  If I wear my robe I might sweat and get hot, so we need to  not let it be too cold in the house.


Just for the record, we keep our house around 86 degrees.