Partial conversation between JR and his daddy last night:


JR:  When I am about 10 or 9 or 8 or 12 years old, we’re gonna have to buy me a big white dress for when I get married.

S:  No, son, men don’t wear dresses; they wear suits.

JR:  Ooohhh!  Well, then when I am about 10, we’re gonna have to go buy me a suit so I can get married when God sends me a wife.

S:  I don’t think you have to worry about that too much.  You’re a bit young.

JR:  (sigh) Yeah, I guess.  Oh, WAIT!  I don’t need a suit.  I can just use the suit you wore, because when I get married, you’re gonna be REALLY old!


Are they really supposed to be worrying about getting married this early on?  He’s only 4!