So the other evening, we were sitting at the dinner table eating soup.  I mistakenly inhaled some, started coughing, and wound up with broccoli-cheese soup in my sinuses.  I had the worst tickle in my nose and wanted to sneeze, but couldn’t.  I was making some funny faces, and the kids were watching and asked what was wrong. 

Me:  “I have soup in my nose and it is making a tickle.”

M’s reply:  “When I have a tickle in my nose, I put my finger up there and scratch it!”